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February 14, 2007

valentine’s day messages for the politically inclined

Moderate Republican: 

Our states are red
Theirs are all blue
Abortion is murder
But what can you do?


Moderate Democrat:
 

The war is illegal
That is our finding
That’s why we need resolutions
That are not at all binding


Extreme Right Wing Republican:

Pelosi’s a red
Reid is one too
I do like that Lieberman
But I hear he’s a Jew


Extreme Left Wing Democrat:

We must stand as one
No matter our views
Except for that Lieberman
I hear he’s a Jew


Amanda Marcotte:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This holiday is a patriarchal construct meant to sustain a corrupt male-dominated culture which at its center is built upon the subjugation of women.


Planet Moron Readers
 

Campari is red
Curacao, blue
Add enough gin
And you’ll feel as we do

Happy Valentine’s Day!

J.

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