happy easter!

Or, in "an attempt to be conscious of other people's backgrounds and traditions," Happy Peter Rabbit Day!

Because God knows, er, we mean, Undefined Deity or Deities Who May Or May Not Exist knows, we don’t want to offend anyone with the despotic omnipotence of an Almighty Rabbit, a leaping lepus whose supernatural powers of chocolate egg distribution and religious oppression strikes terror into the hearts of ACLU directors everywhere.

And how did we here at Planet Moron celebrate our Random Secular Sunday?

Shivering fearfully in the post-global-warming apocalypse that is modern-day Pennsylvania.

J.