Let’s Just Say We Have A LOT More Treasury Bills To Sell

The Empire State Building, an iconic symbol of American innovation and prosperity the world over is celebrating a very special event today.

The 60^th anniversary of the founding of Communist China!

Lighting up red and yellow, the Empire State building honors the many accomplishments of Red China, from the forced seizure of property to the denial of fundamental civil liberties, the Communist Chinese have long served as a beacon to those yearning to manufacture electronics cheaply.

Some criticize the decision but that kind of sniping is easily dismissed by Christian Science Monitor reporter Matthew Shaer who notes that many controversial events have been so honored, such as last October when the building glowed purple, orange, and white to recognize the Cat Fancier’s Association, an organization that itself brutally suppressed a reform movement seeking to ease its policy of forced spaying of strays by savagely seizing the rebel clubmembers' Iams discount cards.

And just a week from now the building will mark the 125^th anniversary of the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, whose own violent crackdown on the teaching of the affective memory approach to method acting is well known.

And so please join together with Empire State Building officials in commemorating the establishment of a ruthless dictatorship that for 60 years has mercilessly suppressed the inalienable freedoms of hundreds of millions of its citizens.

We assume the Statue of Liberty was already booked...

J.