Great Moments In Inadvertently Exposing Your True Motivations

From Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity program (pdf):

Benchmarks of Success:

Increase National School Lunch Program participation by 2 million additional children (up to 60% of all students) and School Breakfast Program participation by 3 million additional children (up to 25% of all students) by 2015… In 2009, 56% of enrolled students participated in lunch and 20% participated in breakfast.

Being on the government dole is no longer a bug, it’s a feature!

This edition of “Great Moments In Inadvertently Exposing Your True Motivations” is brought to you by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, working hard to ensure that we have:

“…an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance."

Updated famous scene from The Graduate:

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Redistribution.

J.