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September 27, 2013

ACA: The Awfully Cute Act

With a third of the public still largely unfamiliar with the President’s Affordable Care Act (ACA) and with more people still opposing it than supporting it, the President knew that it was time to get serious about the subject and treat the American public like adults.

Sad Panda copy


Sure, retweeting adorable pictures of cuddly baby animals may be intellectually persuasive and wholly in keeping with the dignity and gravitas of the office, but what if you are among that fringe group of 53% of Americans who insist on being sad pandas?  Well, President Obama has good news and bad news for you. The good news is you’re a billionaire. The bad news is you're crazy, a blackmailer, and you want to deny health care to sick people.

What, you insist on still being a sad panda despite your newly discovered wealth and the obvious glee you derive from seeing others suffer?  Still think the ACA destroys jobs, limits choice, increases costs, reduces working hours, is an intrusion into personal privacy, and despite promises to the contrary will likely not allow you to keep your plan if you like it?

Ducks in an Adorable Row


Also, you’re a terrorist.


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So, you hate cute kitties? Racist.

Posted by: Michael | Sep 27, 2013 3:35:31 PM

Once I line up all the ducks, I will line up some oranges as well, mix the two and have a wonderful dinner!

Posted by: TheOldMan | Sep 30, 2013 1:36:32 PM

Bet they'll taste adorable!

Posted by: Planet Moron | Sep 30, 2013 2:43:21 PM

May I reprint?

Posted by: bluebird of bitterness | Oct 1, 2013 12:13:12 PM

Yes, thanks!

Posted by: Planet Moron | Oct 2, 2013 6:33:44 PM

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