pathetic plea for attention: weblog awards 2008

As luck would have it, we’re pretty good with pathetic, pathetic is an old familiar friend, we are to pathetic as Sarah Palin is to boots, as Joe Biden is to teeth, as American automaker CEOs are to an underdeveloped sense of irony.

And as it turns out, one of our readers, in an obvious drunken stupor, has nominated us for possible inclusion in the Weblog Awards 2008 “Best Humor Blog” competition.  Fraternity prank?  Lost dare?  Poorly conceived experiment in social engineering gone horribly wrong? 

Regardless, we could use the exposure.  All you need do is click here:

Help Planet Moron in their desperate attempt at reaffirmation.

This will take you to the nomination (basically a comment entry). Then just click on the little green plus sign labeled “score” underneath the comment that nominates us. 

That’s it. No need to add another nomination (they hate that) just hit the plus sign.

The official nominations page, for those interested (it's a great way to discover new blogs), is here:

But what you want to do first, is click here:

Help Planet moron find the real killer.

And hit that plus sign.

This is not, incidentally, voting, (at least not yet) it’s just a sorry attempt at getting the attention of the all-powerful Weblog Awards masters, all of whom we understand to be both smart and attractive.  Men want to be them.  Women want to be them too.  Transgender dominatrixes want to both be them, and be with them, and then tell them how naughty they’ve been.

The nominating process closes tomorrow, Friday.

Help Planet Moron break the cycle of violence.

And thanks, Jerry D.  We hope your therapy/intervention/parole board hearing goes well!

J.