Weekend Pictorial 11-14-2010

HazMat Suit Not Included

The lock on my front door was getting sticky so I headed to Home Depot to get some graphite lubricant which I vaguely recalled would help.  I found a can and read the back to see if that was one of the things it’s supposed to be used for.  Here is what I found:

In order:

• The product is flammable and poisonous.
• The product is very flammable.
• The product is poisonous.
• It is so poisonous you might need first aid.
• It contains a bunch of poisons.
• It is really poisonous.
• You can use it for locks.

What can I say?  I guess I'm a daredevil at heart and enjoy the adrenaline rush you get from surviving the use of a common household lubricant.

 

That, or it's a Clever Chinese Plot to Drive Our Children Insane

With the introduction of Baby Moron to the Moron household this past year, I have had far more exposure to children’s toys than I ever have before which has only confirmed what I have long suspected:

Children’s toy designers drop A LOT of acid:

 

 Taking it Easy

And finally, relaxation, Planet Moron style:

It’s not that I don’t like my easy chair, it’s just that sometimes I want my easy chair to have four-wheel-drive.

J.