Some People Really Like Typing “Nazi” A Lot

As it turns out, there's a pretty decent chance you're a Nazi.

No, the fact they're Nazis makes them Nazis. If they waste their votes, they're supporting Nazis. If they support Nazis, they're Nazis.

Hawkins can't win. If you don't vote for a viable candidate, you're supporting Nazis.

— DCPetterson (@dcpetterson) September 19, 2020

To sum up:

• If you’re a Nazi, you’re a Nazi.
• If you support a Nazi, you’re a Nazi.
• If you support the wrong non-Nazi, you’re still a Nazi.

Oh, and one more thing.

Asking the question is enough. If you are considering voting for a Nazi, you're a Nazi.

— DCPetterson (@dcpetterson) September 19, 2020

Yeah, even thinking about supporting a Nazi, means you’re a Nazi.

That’s a lot of opportunities to be a Nazi!

It’s like a rhetorical Nazi bomb: Toss it into an argument, and it impales everyone with Nazism.

And fortunately, it doesn't matter how many times you say it, its impact is never diminished in the slightest. Why, you can call someone a Nazi over and over again in the same Twitter thread and that person will be equally pwned every single time.

This could be useful beyond just political arguments. If someone wants to suggest pineapple belongs on pizza, toss in a Nazi bomb:

• If you put pineapple on pizza, you're a Nazi.
• If you support people who put pineapple on Pizza, you’re a Nazi.
• If you decide to just get your own non-pineapple pizza, thus aiding and abetting others in getting a pineapple pizza, you’re a Nazi.
• If you ever so much as thought about any of the above: Nazi.

The logic of the argument is infallible.

Well, as long as you accept the premise that people must behave in the precise non-Nazi ways you prefer, and if you deviate at all, even for a moment, yeah, Nazi.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a martini. Gin of course. If you use anything else, you’re a…

J.