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September 23, 2020

What If You Wear A Mask But You Still Hate Your Grandma?

Like many people, you are probably sick and tired of hearing that if you don't wear a face mask, you must hate your grandma.

But what if you do wear a face mask, even if only on occasion, and yet STILL hate your grandma?

We'll tell you what:

You'd be living a lie!

Every time people see you, they're just going to naturally assume you actually love your grandma. Here at Planet Moron, we understand that not all our readers have the capacity to maintain any kind of close personal relationship, and that's okay.

Well, actually, it isn't. You should probably seek some help for that.

But in the meantime, it's important you be true to yourself, and your natural animosity towards older living relatives.

I Still Hate Grandma

Yes, now you can tell the world, I'm a responsible citizen and yet I still hate grandma.

We see this as a win-win.

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No, really, you can buy this.

J.

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September 23, 2020 at 03:13 PM in Covid-19/Coronavirus, Current Affairs | Permalink

Comments

Ha! Classic projection on their part.

Posted by: Planet Moron | Sep 24, 2020 6:30:38 AM

I'm a grandma, and whenever I go someplace where I'm required to wear a mask -- despite the fact that I can't breathe and I can't see (because my glasses fog up) -- I feel like the people responsible for these idiotic mask mandates must hate me.

Posted by: bluebird of bitterness | Sep 23, 2020 10:18:59 PM

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