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October 15, 2020
The Truth Is Out There. Maybe That's Where We Should Leave It.
You know you’re living in strange times when legitimate evidence that UFOs exist isn’t the biggest story of the year.
Here are the facts as we know them: There are flying objects breaking the laws of physics as we understand them, zipping about our country including military facilities and we have absolutely no idea who or what they are.
SCHAEFFER: ‘The Truth Is Out There,’ And, If Actually True, It Scares The Hell Out Of Me! https://t.co/pSuIpCNxv9 pic.twitter.com/smkNfZ5K24
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 13, 2020
Now let me be clear, I’m not saying these are aliens.
Guatemala just doesn’t have that kind of technology.
And I’m not saying these are extraterrestrials. We haven’t seen hard, irrefutable evidence of that yet.
What I am saying is, there are flying objects breaking the laws of physics as we understand them, zipping about our country including military facilities and we have absolutely no idea who or what they are!!
Are you okay with that? We’re not okay with that.
Are they from the future? From the past? Chinese? Russian? Interdimensional?
Is there a good choice?
There used to be one:
They didn’t exist.
We went with that for years, people were seeing things, they were crazy, and so on.
But the government has been forced to be more forthcoming with information after some footage the Navy had was leaked to The New York Times:
The Navy eventually confirmed the leaked footage and had this to say about it:
“DOD [Department of Defense] is releasing the videos in order to clear up any misconceptions by the public on whether or not the footage that has been circulating was real, or whether or not there is more to the videos. The aerial phenomena observed in the videos remain characterized as ‘unidentified’”
Oh, well, that explains everyth… Wait, what?! The footage is real?! And you don’t know what those things are?!
Do you feel comforted? We don’t feel comforted. It’s more like abject terror mixed with foreboding. That’s kind of the opposite of comforted, isn’t it?
Now that we think about it, we may have preferred the lying. The government is good at lying. Go with your strengths, we say.
It gets even crazier:
American Military News: Retired U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nv.), in the just-released documentary "The Phenomenon," said UFOs have interfered with U.S nuclear weapons, with numerous UFO sightings by nuclear launch officers.#ufotwitterhttps://t.co/YGaK89S1yH
— D. Dean Johnson (@ddeanjohnson) October 6, 2020
Now, it is important to keep in mind that this is coming from, well, Harry Reid. For all we know, Harry Reid has anonymous sources telling him the extraterrestrials haven’t paid income taxes for 10 years.
If you’d like to learn more about these and other developments and the potential hazards these unidentified phenomena might present, we suggest you check out this new documentary:
Oops, sorry, wrong clip.
Try this one:
@PhenomenonMovie IS NOW THE #1 RANKED DOCUMENTARY IN THE ITUNES STORE! THANK YOU ALL FOR SPREADING THE WORD! pic.twitter.com/3algew75l0
— THE PHENOMENON (@PhenomenonMovie) October 7, 2020
Sweet dreams.
J.
October 15, 2020 at 08:42 AM in Current Affairs, Science | Permalink